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lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

(via tashsaysmeow)

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vermontnoveltytoasters:

(Breakfast intensifies) 

Burntimpressions.com

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faramihr:

smaug the stupendous glittery

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a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

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rosaparking:

thought that was a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream my bad

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fleurdelacoeurs:

imagine modern au marauders dog-shaming Sirius for getting out of hand in animagus form

imagine it

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tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Burlington, Washington. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Burlington, Washington. [x]

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Good MORNING, everyone! How are things?

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deoxyhemoglobin:

Work is boring marine life is not

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"

… its too early for this bullshit.

"

- Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

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deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

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idontwatchgameofthrones:

HEARD YOU ALL WANTED SOME REDONE SIGILS

thanks for 1000+ followers! happy season four!

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nekodirk:

if you accidentally misgender a non binary person thats ok everyone makes mistakes

if you deliberately misgender a non binary person i will slap you in the face with a rubber chicken and replace all the songs on your ipod with the kidz bop covers

(via mousew15a)

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